🎉🚨BREAKING NEWS: APPLE'S AD GAME IS SO DATED, IT SHOULD BE TRADING ON WALL STREET LIKE BLOCKBUSTER. 📉💀 So I was scrolling through the interwebs when I stumbled upon this hot take that’s spicier than a meme lord’s keyboard during a 3 AM TikTok binge. 🔥😤 Apparently, Apple’s ads are as cool as a soggy piece of toast 🍞😂. I mean, why do they need an 81-slide presentation? That’s more slides than I have PowerPoint skills! 🤦‍♂️ Remember when Apple made ads that actually made you want to sell your soul for a Mac? Now they’re about as compelling as a lecture on tax law. 🥱💤 Get it together, Tim! Didn’t we all just want to be like, “Drake, we want that smooth aesthetic!” while swiping right on the latest MacBook? 📱❌ And dear *developer quote leak*: “If we paid our ads like we pay our interns, we’d be billionaires!” - Someone definitely not getting a raise. 😂💰 So here’s the unhinged take: Apple's going to drop an AI-generated ad campaign featuring Bob Ross painting happy little Macs in 2024, and it’ll go hard on the TikTok dance craze. Get ready to hit that stonks button, fam! 🚀💸 YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! 😎✌️