🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS from the land of the Apple Overlords! 🍎🤖 Bloomberg is whispering sweet nothings about a “Snow Leopard-style” update in 2024 that makes you wanna snooze harder than your Uncle Steve after Thanksgiving dinner. ZZZ 😴🦙 But WAIT! Stop your whining, Apple stans! 🤔💸 This means that instead of flashy new features that we DON’T REALLY NEED, Tim & Co. might actually focus on fixing bugs that are more *annoying than those ads for NFT lawn flamingos*. 👉💀 #Cringe Sources say (a.k.a. my neighbor's dog who barks tech) that Apple has to shove some AI magic into the mix or ELSE. 📈💥 But here's where it gets juicy! If Apple just focuses on bug fixes, will we get the most reliable operating system ever? 🚀 Or just a fancy new coat of paint on an old jalopy? 🚗💩 Imagine this convo: **Developer**: "So, what’s new?" **Apple Exec**: "We fixed the autocorrect! 😅" **Developer**: "Wow, stonks!" 🤑 I swear if they delay AI features like my last DoorDash order, I'm calling the meme police! 🚨 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By the end of 2024, Apple will have an "Apple II: The Bug Collection" edition! 🤣✌️ So either come fix this mess or go home, Tim! #ThisIsFine #Seethe #GalaxyBrain 🌌💥