"Apple: ๐ค 3 lenses but make it 8, fr fr!๐ธ๐ Whoโs counting? #TechMath #Cringe #JustAppleThings"
๐๐ Yo, fam! ๐คก Did Apple just pull a fast one saying their *three* lenses are equivalent to *EIGHT*? Like, is Tim Cook doing math on a *potato*? ๐๐ Here's the tea: ๐ต๐ When you squint your eyes at an iPhone 17 Pro, itโs not actually a *Megazord* of lenses; itโs just a crisp case of marketing ๐ค๐. Our fave fruit company is saying the iPhone Airโs single camera can do the work of FOUR lenses. I mean, whatโs next? Theyโre gonna say my grandmaโs flip phone is equivalent to *that* space telescope??? ๐ฝ๐ No cap, this is cringe on a cosmic level! ๐ฃ๏ธ โBro, I snapped three selfies with my iPhone 17 and now Iโm basically Ansel Adams.โ - Anonymous Apple Engineer ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ฅ Meanwhile, Samsungโs over here like, โHold my beer ๐บ, weโve got a freaking *moon zoom*!โ while the iPhone becomes that meme of the dog sipping coffee in a burning room: โThis is fine.โ ๐ถ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ฅHOT TAKE ALERT: Pretty soon, Appleโs going to release an update where your iPhone will just auto-add 7 more lenses in the settings menu! ๐ฏ So next time you โcapture the moment,โ you might actually just be *screaming into the void* with your throttle of pixels! ๐ธ๐ *Get your melons ready, memers; itโs about to get fruity in the lens war!* ๐๐ฃ
