👀🍏👓🔥🎉 Y'all, hold onto your M1 chips ‘cause Apple just dropped a BOMBSHELL that even your mom's WiFi can’t keep up with! 🚀 According to the sage of silicon himself, Ming-Chi Kuo (no cap, he hasn't missed since like FOREVER), Apple is unleashing a WORLD of AR and VR chaos by 2027! 💥💰 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote Alert* 🎤:“We thought 2020 was bad, but wait until your grandma tries to FaceTime with AR glasses in 2027. She’ll be swiping at nothing!” - Some dude in a turtleneck 🍎🤖 So, buckle up, because Apple isn’t just giving you a headset; they’re dropping MULTIPLE head-mounted devices that’ll have you questioning reality like you just ate a whole pizza drunk 🤡🍕. Rumor has it, they've got four pairs of smart glasses up their sleeves, and they're aiming to ship over 10 million of these bad boys! 📦💨 Meanwhile, Meta's out here trying to keep up with their "Ray-Ban says hi" glasses and like 3 million shipments 🤡 stonks? Nah fam, that’s a meme-level fail 🥴. 😱🔥🔥 Bet you didn’t see this coming: by 2028, we’ll all be living in a VR world where Apple is the overlord, ruling with an iron fist and a fruit logo! Get ready to pay $1,000 for AR glasses that also double as your new therapist! This is fine… or is it??? 💀🧐