🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: AOL’s DIAL-UP INTERNET IS GOING *FULL-NOPE* MODE ON SEPTEMBER 30TH! 🚨🔔 You heard that right, fam! It's time to say goodbye to those sweet screeching sounds that haunted our 90s childhoods like a nostalgic ghost! 👻💔 In a shocking twist that nobody saw coming (except maybe your grandma), AOL just announced that their reliable (LOL, remember those?) dial-up services are getting tossed into the digital dumpster fire. 🔥🚮💻 #ByeFelicia But wait, there's more! AOL’s iconic Dialer software and the Shield browser (which nobody used anyway 🥲) are also getting the ax. If you still rely on this dinosaur of the internet for your *high-speed* memes, I hope you brought snacks for this funeral. 🍕💀 AOL’s user base? “Low thousands” 👀. That’s less than the number of people still using MySpace. Tough scene. The real tea? Stonks for dial-up just plummeted harder than my motivation on Monday mornings. 💸😩 “Honestly, we just didn’t have the bandwidth... literally.” — *AOL Developer* 🤖💬 Let’s be real: the last dial-up subscriber will probably get a *golden CD* as a trophy📀🥇. Hot take: in 10 years, “retro dial-up” will be the hipster coffee shop’s Wi-Fi password. Prepare yourself, this meme is going STRAIGHT to the moon! 🚀🌕