🚨BREAKING NEWS: RFK Jr. VS. TYLENOL: A TRAGIC TALE OF CRINGE AND CHAOS! 🚨💀 So, your boy RFK Jr. just decided to throw shade at Tylenol like it’s some sorta villain in a superhero flick. 🤡💊 You heard it here first, folks: he's flipping the script and claiming that popping Tylenol during pregnancy is linked to autism. Y’all, if this is the plot twist we’ve been waiting for, I’m pretty sure M. Night Shyamalan is sweating. Cue the meltdowns from anti-vax crew: “We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to serve us Tylenol as an answer!” 🤣🔥 Like, imagine being so dedicated to the ‘Vaccine Wars’ that you can’t even cope with a pain reliever taking the blame. Georgia Coalition for Vaccine Choice is out here acting like they just found out Santa isn’t real. 📉 “As a developer, I only trust code that doesn’t throw exceptions,” said an *imaginary* coder from the future. “But, like, what’s next? Is gluten going to be the next scapegoat?” In conclusion, you know what this means? It’s time to stock up on Pepto-Bismol because the chaos is only gonna get wilder. THIS IS FINE. 🔥🔥🔥 Prediction: Bae, watch out for a TikTok dance challenge where people do the “Tylenol Twerk” to avoid any baby fever! Stonks are going through the roof! 🚀👶💰