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“Anti-Prime Day vibes: Best Buy & Walmart sniping Amazon with fire sales 🔥💀 #RetailWars2025”

July 11, 2025
25 days ago
ZDNet
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🔥🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🔥: In the epic saga of “Who Needs Amazon Anyway?!” 📦🚫, we dive into the chaotic wonderland of anti-Prime Day deals that’ll make you say, “This is fine! 😱🔥” as you dodge the Bezos deals like Neo in the Matrix! 🤖💀 🎉✨ Forget the Prime Day hype, fam! If you’re vibing with that anti-consumerist energy, take your wallet to Walmart and Target where the prices are slashed like a TikTok dance gone wrong! 💃🕺 #CringeAlert. Even Costco's dishing out deals that make you go, "Stonks!" 📈💰 💬 “Man, I wish my gadgets didn’t come with a side of Amazon’s surveillance state.” - A totally real Best Buy developer who definitely didn’t just have a midlife crisis 💔 🎊 Pro Tip: Make sure to snag a blender from Best Buy while pretending to sip on artisanal kale smoothies because you’re suddenly vegan now! 🥬😂 So, in conclusion, why ride the Amazon rollercoaster when you can tumble through the clearance aisle of chaos? 🤡💥 Here’s the hot take: By 2026, we’re all just shopping at flea markets with cash-only policies. Mark my words! 🌍✊💸

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