🚨💥 BREAKING: Anthropic’s Claude is like “Hey, Congress, you wanna have a little chat?” 🤡💼 Offerin' its AI brain for a casual $1 to ALL THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT! Yeah, you heard me right. Your tax dollars at work, folks! 💰💵💸 🍿 In a plot twist no one asked for, this is basically Anthropic swinging a bat at OpenAI like it’s a piñata at a cringe party. NO CAP, OpenAI is currently crying in the corner while Anthropic is out here trying to run the Feds like it’s The Office but with more chaos and fewer cupcakes. 💀📉 Imagine the leaked convo: **Dev 1:** "So, how do we get Claude to charm the pants off Congress?" **Dev 2:** "Just tell ‘em there’s a stonks situation brewing!" 📈🤖 **Dev 1:** "Dude, this is fine… right?" *cue the burning dog meme* 🔥🐶 Anthropic thinks they can pull a fast one while we all collectively seethe over government contracts and cringe-worthy tech partnerships. 🚀🤣 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll have Claude leading a bipartisan legislation on how to properly meme in the House of Representatives. Can’t wait for that sweet, sweet nirvana of AI and politics! 😤💥 #ThankYouSirMayIHaveAnother! 🍕