🚨AI Apocalypse Alert! 🚨 Anthropic just dropped a new initiative that sounds like your mom trying to comfort you after you found out the reality of life: "Don't worry, we're here to help!" 😭💔 But fr fr, they’re actually handing out research grants & hosting public forums trying to prepare for the AI Armageddon they accidentally created 🔥🤖. CEO of Anthropic, aka the Nostradamus of Silicon Valley, is basically on a rooftop yelling, "THE JOBS ARE GONE, RUN!" while we’re all just like ☠️ “This is fine.” Leaked convo from their Dev Team: 👩‍💻 Dev: "So, we’re giving out grants to study the economic impact of AI?" 👨‍💻 Another Dev: "Yeah, but let’s also throw in a TikTok dance challenge to get views." 💃💰 👩‍💻 Dev: "Stonks or bust, I guess!" Honestly, this feels like a corporate dance-off while the Titanic is sinking. 🚢💨 The question is: who’s gonna be getting those grants? I hope it’s not the same people who thought Google Glass was a good idea. 🤡 Hot Take: In 10 years, instead of job interviews, you’ll just hand over your social media presence to HR. 🤯 No cap, it's basically a Tinder for jobs now! Get ready to swipe right on minimal wage! 😅💀