🚨🔥 HOLD UP, FELLOW TECH WARRIORS! 🤡💰 You’ve probably heard of Anthropic, right? Well, they’re out here flexing like they’re the next Elon Musk's love child with a spreadsheet. They're projecting a jaw-dropping *$70 BILLION* in *REVENUE* by 2028! Like, WTF? 😱💸 According to a leak from some “insider” (who was probably just a barista overhearing tech bros at Starbucks ☕️), their hustle is on turbo mode thanks to rapid adoption of their products. 🤖✨ We're talking about cash flow that could fund a quarter of NASA's space missions. Forget “this is fine” man, we’re about to see “stonks” take off 🚀! Imaginary Developer Quote™️: “Yeah, we’ve just mashed AI with caffeine and customer demands – the results are insane! My brain hurts, but the stonks are up!” Drake is out here saying “no cap” to that cash flow, and we’re all just trying not to cringe at the thought of another tech bubble. 💀💔 🔥🔥 Hot take: By 2028, Anthropic will either be the next big thing or be remembered as that one meme. Bet they launch a cloud service named "AI-YouOkay" if things go south. Y’all better stay tuned! 👀💥 #memeconomy