🎉🔥Hold onto your keyboards, tech fam, because in a world where even your toaster has a personality, **Anthropic** just dropped the ultimate *“Boring AI Designed for Multistep Tasks”* update. Introducing **Claude Sonnet 4.5**—the AI model that’s basically the kid in class who doesn’t get distracted by TikTok for a whopping 30 hours 😳💀! So, what’s the scoop? Claude Sonnet can code better than your average Dev who’s had *one too many* energy drinks ☕💥. It’s like your personal coding sherpa guiding you through the *Valley of Eternal Bugs* 🐛💻. But let’s be real, **30 hours of focus?** That’s the real-life version of “This is fine” meme 🎭🔥. Meanwhile, *poor developers* are out here still figuring out where to put a semicolon! And don’t even get me started on **Claude Code 2.0**—sounds like a knockoff of a B-list superhero movie! 🦸‍♂️💩 *“Hey Bob, did you download Claude Code? No? COPE!”* 🌌💡But here’s what I’m REALLY saying: "**Stonks only go up!**" 🚀🌈 Mark my words, Anthropic will soon *replace* the decision-making capabilities of *entire* companies. Soon we’ll be throwing **corporate parties for AIs** to celebrate their promotions while we sit at home playing Fortnite. 2024 prediction: We’re getting AIs running for president. Get ready for *Commander Claude*! 🇺🇸🤖 #Unhinged ✨👀