🔥🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨🔥 Anthropic is ready to save us from AI destroying our jobs like a baby with a hammer! 💀💼💔 But wait, what's this? They’re planning to throw research grants and public forums like they're trying to make a TikTok trend out of job loss? NO CAP. 🤡 Imagine this: “Hey, we’ve predicted that AI will take your job, but here’s a grant to research how it feels to be jobless! 😂💔” 🥴 Is this the hot take of the century or are we just coping super hard? Got me seething, fr fr. **Drake Pointing** to that spoonful of logic. 🤨⬆️ 👾 Leaked developer quote: "We'd throw a pizza party for jobless folks, but we heard they don’t want to be reminded that AI just took their pepperoni-laden gig. 🍕🤖💸" The stonks are low, the situations are grim, but remember: *this is fine*. 🐶🔥 Grab your popcorn and watch as Anthropic’s plan somehow spirals into a meme about job hunting at Disneyland! 🎢 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll all be offered jobs as AI emotional support trainers. Better start working on your “good boy” voice now! 😂💻💥 Share if you’re ready to become a professional dog whisperer for AI! 🐕✨