🚨 GIGACHAD ALERT: Anthropic's Unhinged Economic Futures Program is HERE! 🚨💸💥 So, like, you ever wake up and think, "Damn, what if AI turns into Skynet and holds my credit card hostage?" 🤖💳 Well, fear not! Anthropic, aka the new AI bro in town, just dropped their Economic Futures Program like it's hot! 🔥🔥 🤡 Picture this: a bunch of nerds in hoodies discussing how to save us from impending doom... but also getting paid handsomely to do it. 🤑✨ "Bro, we've gotta mitigate those downsides," one developer quips, while sealing a deal for his yacht. "Imagine sailing with AI, though!" 🚤💨 Of course, this whole thing feels like Drake pointing at traditional economists and saying "Nah fam, let the AI handle it." 🥴👀 New stonks? Nah, more like *I just invested my life savings into a chatbot for emotional support* 😂😂 Seriously though, you know it's based when they say "We wanna research the impacts," but it’s like, are they just giving the AI a psychology degree? 🎓🧠 🔥 My hot take: Within five years, we’ll be negotiating our salaries with chatbots and they’ll probably be better at it than the HR department. 🤯 Buckle up, fam. The future is cringe. #SkynetIsHiring #ThisIsFine 🚀💀