🎉📚🚀 *BREAKING NEWS: Anthropic Declares War on OpenAI & Google with Claude AI’s New Features! 🔥💀* *Guys, it’s Official: Claude AI is here to turn your study sessions into a 3-hour TikTok scroll! 😂📖💀* Forget the boring textbooks – meet Claude, the AI that thinks teaching students to think is more important than just spitting out answers! 🤔💭 So instead of “What’s the square root of 144?”, Claude will be like, “Let's write an essay on why you need to calculate it yourself!” 🧐📏 No cap, sounds like my math teacher's ghost 🥴👻. *Developers, get ready to build with Claude, who’s apparently figured out how to do everything except pay your bills! 💸💰* *Leaked developer quote:* “We figured if we hold users' hands long enough, they’ll forget they ever wanted a direct answer.” 🤷‍♂️💥 Meanwhile, OpenAI and Google are like Drake pointing at Claude while shaking their heads 🤦🤙. *Are we going to see a battle of the AIs?* The true winners here are the meme-makers! 🤣🔥 *Prediction alert: In 3 months, Claude will be releasing “Claude’s Virtual Study Pals” – where it’ll just show you cat memes instead of doing your homework! 😻💿* *Stay tuned while the internet seethes over yet another “next best thing”! This is fine.* 🔥💥💀