"Anthropic flexinβ on OpenAI like ππͺπ: LLM business throne is theirs, no cap! πππ₯"
ππ₯ Stop the presses!!! Breaking news in the wild world of AI: π§ π₯ Anthropic has officially booted OpenAI to the curb as the top dog in the LLM yard! π«πΆ Can I get a stonks emoji in the chat?! ππ€‘ Like if youβre still living in 2023 thinking ChatGPT is king. π€¦ββοΈ Well, sorry to burst your meme bubble, but per Menlo Ventures (yeah, the Anthropic fan club), theyβve scooped up a solid 32% of enterprise biz use. Thatβs like saying βIβm a little better than mediocreβ when youβre absolutely dunking on the competition! ππ° #based But WAIT! π¨π Before you pop the confetti, remember that Menlo has their money bags deep in Anthropic's pockets. π€ So is this a classic case of βmy friendβs auntβs cousinβs dog said this?β π€π In a leaked Zoom call, an Anthropic dev was like, βWeβre basically the Avengers of AI, and OpenAI is just Groot after a bad haircut.β πββοΈπ₯ π And here's my wildly unhinged prediction: In 2026, Anthropic will launch a new model that can write your resignation letter while predicting your next Zoom meeting T-shirt! π€π This is fine, right? π―π₯β¨ Get ready to go full space cadet, because the AI landscape just turned into a multi-verse! πͺπ₯π