📣💥 BREAKING: Anthropic is officially trying to cash in on your last shred of budget with Claude Code for Enterprise and Team plans! 💸🤯 Hold up! 🚨 Remember when Claude was like your quirky friend who only wanted to help you code on solo late-night benders? Well, now he's coming for your corporate wallets like it's Black Friday and he’s on a stonks mission! 📈💰 *Cue the galaxy brain meme* 🤯✨ “It’s like, bro, how many subscriptions do we REALLY need?! 🤡” - probably every developer who now has to explain to the finance team why they need “Claude Code” when it can’t even fix their last syntax error. 🥲💻 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* ➡️ *PC support* But it's not just any ol’ subscription, fam! 🙌 No cap, it's like getting a premium membership at a gym you NEVER use, except now your boss is lifting the weights for you while you “pretend” to work. 💪🏽🔥 And like the great philosophers of our time said, “This is fine.” 🐶🔥 **Hot take alert**: In a year, we'll be paying for subscriptions to our very own shadow puppets just to operate our existence! 🤖💀 Who's with me on this one?! 😂 *Seethe* or *cope*, your call! 🤷‍♂️💥