🚨 STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 🛑 Anthropic just dropped Claude Sonnet 4.5, and it’s flexing harder than your gym bro who never skips leg day! 💪🤖 Like, this AI ran for 30 STRAIGHT HOURS coding up a chat app (RIP Slack & Teams) while we were all just living our mediocre lives. 📱🔊 The previous champ, Opus 4, only managed a pathetic 7-hour marathon—*take notes, buddy!* 😴💀 Claude 4.5 is basically the AI version of a marathon runner that chugged 5 energy drinks and is like, "Let’s go, fam! I’ll code the future!" 🚀🔥 Developers across the globe are looking at Anthropic like Drake pointing at its success: "THIS IS WHAT WE WANT!" 🥴👀 And rumors are swirling that Anthropic CEO was overheard saying, "If we can just make it code a smartphone, we’ll be richer than Bezos on a yacht." 💰🛥️ So, what’s next? 🤔🤯 Get ready for Claude trying to overthrow the entire software industry and making your mom's pasta recipe! 🍝🔥 *Leaked beta feature: "Mama Mode" for crafting spaghetti with SQL* Mark my words, within 5 years, your boss will be asking Claude to attend meetings. 🤡 You heard it here first! fr fr!