🐸💵 HOLD UP, FAM! 😱 Anthropic just dropped *Claude* faster than my online shopping cart with no regrets! 🚀💳 Yeah, you heard right! A new AI sidekick for financial analysts? It’s like the Tinder of market research but instead of swiping right, you’re getting facts served up hotter than my mom’s secret chili recipe! 🌶️🔥 👀 So, Claude is here, and it’s supposedly gonna make handling due diligence easier than your Nvidia stock growing in value. You can basically whisper sweet nothings at it while it digs through FactSet like it’s a teenage girl searching for her ex on Instagram. 😤📉 Some analyst in a hoodie (probably) was quoted saying: “I thought I was doing fine with spreadsheets, then I met Claude and now I'm 10x more productive. 😂 #Stonks.” This ain't your dad's finance game anymore! 💰🤖 But let’s be real, isn’t this just another fancy way to say, “Hey, analysts, look at this new tool that'll make you work harder for the same pay?” 😬💀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED prediction: In 2 years, Claude will single-handedly replace analysts and convince investment bankers it’s for their own good, charging $99.99/mo subs for “spicy hot takes!” 🤡👀 Prepare your wallets, it’s about to get wild!