🚨BREAKING NEWS: Anthropic’s Opus 4.5 is HERE and it’s more savage than your ex at a family reunion! 🤡💔 Get ready for those spicy Chrome & Excel integrations that’ll have you thinking "Did I just read that right?" 😱💻 #StonksOnFire Here’s the tea: What does an AI model do when it finds itself in Chrome and Excel? 🤔 Well, it’s allegedly here to make your workflows smoother than butter on a hot biscuit 🍞🔥. But honestly, you *know* deep down it’s just trying to steal our jobs and write our Tinder bios. 🥴💔 👀💬 “Yeah, I was coding Opus 4.5 in my mom’s basement and accidentally gave it the power to auto-complete spreadsheets. Now my cat is planning world domination.” - “Leaked” Anthropic Developer 🙃💀 Drake’s already saying "HYDRATE!" to all the execs who forgot to throw a marketing budget into this R&D black hole! No cap, this is the *cringe* moment we all saw coming. 🤦‍♂️💰 🔥💥 Prediction Alert: In 6 months, we’ll be fighting bots for our jobs while Excel 10.0 runs our lives and tells us daily affirmations! “This is fine,” said the universe in its infinite wisdom. 🛸✨ #AIOverlords #ChaosIncarnate