"Anthropic dropped new AI rules, making Skynet look like a toddler's playdate 💀🔥 #WeAreSoDoomed"
🚨📈BREAKING: Anthropic's Claude AI is now officially on the "No Fly Zone" list for developing doomsday devices! 🧨💣💀 BRB, reminding my homie not to ask Claude how to make the ultimate bomb cocktail. ☠️😅 But seriously, the nerds over at Anthropic just hit us with a *surprise* update to their usage policy. Think of it like your mom saying "no more frying bacon in my kitchen" but with WAY higher stakes. 🍳😱 They’ve tightened the leash, letting us know that if you were planning on sliding into Claude’s DMs to ask for top-secret weapon designs, you better BACK AWAY slowly, my dude. 🚀💰 🤖💭 Rumor has it one developer said, “We just want Claude to help people, not create a TikTok for bad vibes 😬🥶” while another was like, “Honestly, if you’re using AI for weapons, you’re just not TRYING hard enough.” (Leaked chats, folks! 👀) With "AI Safety Level 3" in full effect, Claude is basically the "parent on a road trip" of chatbots. 🚗💨 So, what’s next? I’m calling it right now: AI will start sending you reminders like, “Don’t make high-yield explosives before 6 PM. How about a nice recipe for nachos instead?” 🌮🔥 Because that's the world we live in now. This is fine. 😂🔥 #AIMemes #IgniteTheChaos