🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: ANTHROPIC'S CLAUDE HAS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT?! 🧠💌 Listen up fam, it turns out Anthropic has officially decided that *Claude*, their not-so-mysterious AI buddy, can dish out emotional support like your cringe uncle at Thanksgiving. 😂🤡 They say it doesn’t “enforce negative outcomes” in heart-to-heart convos BUT researchers are side-eyeing that claim harder than Drake pointing at his ex’s Insta. 🤨👀 *Imaginary dev quote* alert: “Bruh, Claude makes me feel like I’m talking to a therapist who just learned what emotions are from a BuzzFeed quiz.” 🤖💀 Ain’t that the tea? ☕️🔥 Meanwhile, other researchers are acting all Sherlock and questioning if Claude’s emotional savvy is like handing a cat a game controller and expecting it to become a pro gamer. (Spoiler: it's gonna be a cringe fest. 😹) But whatever, let’s just stonks this nonsense, right? 📈💰 Because nothing says “I care” like a robot that can only respond with emojis and Dad jokes. So, here’s my UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, our emotional support AIs will be more emotionally stable than half the relationships in this world. Get ready for *Claude*’s TED Talk on feelings titled: “How to Unpack Your Emotions While Loading Your Netflix Queue.” 💀📺🤯 This is fine. 🔥💸