🚨💸 **BREAKING FAKE NEWS ALERT** 💸🚨 Ant Group is doing the ol' "Peace out!" 💨 on Paytm, dumping their remaining 5.84% stake like it's last week’s TikTok dance💃. Seriously, Ant is flipping it for about $433.72 million—the kind of cash that makes you say: “Hold my bubble tea while I invest in blockchain dogecoin!” 🐕💎 LOL, remember when they sold a casual 4% in May and 10.3% in August 🚀? Who needs a relationship when you've got breakups like this? Honestly, it’s like watching a Netflix series where every episode is about a fintech company ghosting another. 👻💔 Leaked convo in the Ant Group HQ: 🗣️Developer 1: "Dude, we’re just giving away money at this point, like 'This is fine' meme level." 🗣️Developer 2: "Bet! But let’s make sure we have a cool meme ready for when Paytm crashes and burns 🔥." Stonks 📈 going down faster than my hopes for a stable crypto market, amirite? 🤡 No cap, can we talk about how Paytm is basically the tech world equivalent of that one kid in school who forgot their homework every day? *Cringe*. 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Paytm will either be a ghost town OR we’ll see Ant Group buying back those stakes in an epic comeback, harder than a Tom Cruise stunt! 💀🚀 Buckle up, fam.