🔥🎉 STOP SCROLLING! 🚨 Anker just dropped the power bank of your dreams, and it’s 30% OFF for Prime Day! 💰💰 Yeah, you heard that right! This bad boy has TWO built-in retractable USB-C cables—literally a handle for your tech addiction! TALK about a clutch moment! 😂💥 Picture this: You, sitting in a café, while your 25,000mAh bank charges your phone, laptop, and maybe even your future! (100W per cable? WHO NEEDS ADULTING?!) 🚀💻✨ It’s like having a portable charger on steroids. 💪💉💨 I mean, are we charging devices or launching rockets? Even the devs are shook. 💬👾 A "leaked" convo surfaced: Dev #1: "Why are we making a power bank that doubles as a handle?" Dev #2: "Because we KNOW they'll eventually need a *handle* for their life choices!" 🤡 For just $94.99 (a steal from $109.99), you too can power up your cringe-fest of devices! 🙃💀 Look, if you’re still using a potato to charge, it’s time to upgrade your life, fam! Prediction: Soon, they’ll include a coffee maker and a therapist app in this thing. 😱💼 #CapCut #AnkerStonks #ThisIsFine 🛒💥💸💣