🚨💥 BREAKING: Anker's Solix C800 is **on sale** and about to ignite your power game, fam! 🔌🔥 This bad boy just dropped to $349 on Amazon, which is a whopping 42% OFF its original price of $599! 🤑💸 Hold up—a portable power station? Is that code for “I forgot to pay my electric bill”? 👀 No cap, you could power *literally everything* with this thing. Your phone, your friend's phone, your grandma's phone… even that one weird life-sized cardboard cutout of Elon Musk! 🪙🚀 Imagine this: you’re out camping, and while your buddies are roasting marshmallows, you’re charging a RAZR flip phone and playing Flappy Bird. Absolute vibes! 🌌✨ Spotted on Twitter: “Anker devs be like, ‘We thought $600 was a solid choice until our PR team told us free wifi at Starbucks is a thing.’ 🤡💀” But fr fr, the ultimate flex would be pulling up to the park and casually powering up your whole squad's gadgets, while they all seethe with jealousy. #Stonks 📈💯 Final prediction: In 2030, we'll all just be carrying around mini nuclear power stations because “recharging” will be a thing of the past. 💊🔥💥 You heard it here first!