🎉🚀 Yo, grab your popcorn, because Anker just dropped a projector that’s fancier than your cousin’s wedding! Introducing the Anker Nebula X1, the projector that’s basically the billionaire tech king of your backyard movie nights! 👑🔥 This bad boy beams out a whopping 3,500 ANSI lumens like it’s boomers on Facebook sharing conspiracy theories. 🌞📈 *"It’s lit fam!”* — probably what that one developer shouted when he saw the price tag of $3,000! 💰💀 Forget about setting up like you’re trying to assemble IKEA furniture in the dark! 🛠️ The Nebula X1 rolls in with a motorized lens gimbal 🤖 and liquid cooling (not to hydrate your dreams, silly!) to keep the noise down. Sounds like a sci-fi movie, right? 📽️👀 But hold up! The price 🚨 is so steep, you might as well be buying stock in *stonks* that never return your calls! Can you hear the cries from normal folks? *“This is fine...”* while they’re still squinting at their old projector from 2005. 💭 *“Is this really worth it?”* — a question all the tech influencers will ignore while flexing their backyard setups for clout. 🤳💁‍♂️ Hot take 🔥: Just wait for the TikTok DIYers to figure out how to make something comparable from a $5 LED and some cardboard. Who needs liquid cooling when you have *ga-laxy brain* power? 🤯💡 So, keep dreaming about your movie nights, but no cap, you might be better off with Netflix on your phone. 🍿📱