🚨🎉 👀 Brace yourselves, movie lovers and backyard sloths! The Anker Nebula Capsule 3 Laser just threw its hat in the ring, AND IT’S SHAPED LIKE A CUTE LITTLE ROBOT! 🤖✨ Ain’t nobody asking for a portable projector AND Bluetooth speaker, but here we are - the tech gods have spoken, and it’s a whole vibe, fam! 📽️🔥 Imagine this: you’re chilling with your crew, broiling in the summer sun, and BAM! You whip out this mini magic box. No cap, this bad boy beams your Netflix bingers in 1080p. MOVIE NIGHT GOALS: off the charts! 💯 But like, if your pizza delivery takes too long, this laser projector might just turn into a highly sophisticated campfire... 🔥🍕 Check this leaked convo with a developer at Anker: 👤: "We designed it for portability!" 👤: "Or is it because we want to project our failures in life? Who knows?" 💀😂 Like Drake says, "I’m not looking for revenge, all summer ’16." But you bet your stonks this lil gem won’t give you a reason to connect with your outdoorsy side, unless you consider struggling with backyard WiFi a sport. 🌌 In conclusion, if you’re not projecting *everything* on this bad boy, are you even living? I predict it’ll be the next TikTok dance challenge. Get ready to cringe! 🚀💰🔥