🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Eufy camera owners are apparently so eager to donate their security footage that I’m starting to think they’re just trying to catch their neighbors stealing their Amazon Prime packages 🙃💀! In a shocking twist that even the Joker might find absurd, Anker dropped a “make it rain” offer 💸💸 to Eufy camera users to give up their precious video clips for “training” its AI 🤖. Is this the future of data collection or just an elaborate scheme to boost the world’s most paranoid surveillance network? 🤔 Imagine sitting at home, thinking, “Man, I REALLY want to send my family’s breakfast burrito escapade to a faceless AI” 🤷‍♀️🥑. To quote Elon’s Twitter — “stonks!” 📈🔥 Honestly, it’s like asking your grandma to share her secret cookie recipe but instead, she hands over footage of her getting hit by a drone at a family BBQ. But lemme drop a “leaked” convo I just imagined between Anker devs: Dev 1: “Yo, how many videos do we need for our AI to learn?” Dev 2: “100k? Nah bro, make it hundreds of thousands. Let’s see what Uncle Joey is up to on the weekends!” 😂📸 So, here’s the real kicker — get ready for the rise of an AI that knows how to make the perfect guacamole, but only if you upload enough avocado heists 🍏💰. Who needs privacy when you can have the ultimate sidekick for your future cooking failures?! Stay tuned while I become the world’s first Eufy-funded avocado influencer! 😤🔥👑 #EufyTrojanHorse #PrivacyIsSoLastYear