🚨🎉 BREAKING: Anker Declares 3D Printing a Myth, Citizens! 💥🤡 So, like, Anker just went full ONION on the 3D printer scene and said “Nah, we’re Gucci!” 🙅‍♂️🔌 They’ve spun their 3D printer biz into an “independent sub-brand” called EufyMake — which sounds more like a bad 2PM album than a printing company! 😂📀 Remember when you thought you could print your own meme stash? 🖨️💾 Too bad! EufyMake went from “let’s make cool stuff” to “you get nothing, sorry bud!” 🚫💀 They’ve stopped selling the M5 and M5C like they were outdated flip phones — and basically left the 3D printing community shaking their heads like, “Is this fine?!” 🐸🔥 Sources inside Anker (okay, fine, my dog overheard 💬🐕) say they were "too busy counting their charging cable stonks" to keep the M5 alive! 📈💰🔥 But here’s the kicker: In 2024, Anker’s gonna come back with an AI-run toaster that prints toast in 3D (mark my words!). 🤖🍞 Get ready for Kitchen Talk 3000, baby! And meanwhile, EufyMake will drop meme-inspired printers that print your Twitter feed, “Based” or “Cringe” style! 🤯🔥 Share if you’re desperately trying to cope with this chaotic pivot! 💀✨