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"๐Ÿ”ฅ Andy K. drops a $100M brainpower lab for good AI. No cap, this is the glow-up we needed! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€ #BenignAI"
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"๐Ÿ”ฅ Andy K. drops a $100M brainpower lab for good AI. No cap, this is the glow-up we needed! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’€ #BenignAI"

June 25, 2025
about 2 months ago
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ“ข BREAKING NEWS: ๐ŸŽ‰ Andy "The Money Printer" Konwinski has just dropped a whopping $100 MILLION like it's a half-baked TikTok idea on a Tuesday afternoon! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ Say hello to the Laude Institute, where *allegedly* beneficial AI research is about to go *BingBong* crazy! ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽ“ Now, you might be thinking, "Yo, who even is Andy Konwinski?" Well, he's the brain behind Databricks, aka the dude who made data processing cooler than your ex's new boyfriend. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’ป But with great power comes great responsibility, and apparently a desire to throw cash at AI like it's confetti at a wedding no one wanted to attend! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿคก โ€œ$100M? Easy-peasy. Just enough to fund my dream of creating a sentient toaster that understands my existential dread,โ€ said no one ever. But you KNOW heโ€™s in the lab like this: ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ฅ *Galaxy Brain Mode: Activated*. โ€œIn the future, our AI will write bangers that make Drakeโ€™s hits sound like dial-up tones,โ€ Andy reportedly said before he promptly left the meeting to buy more GPUs. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค– Get ready for Laude to sponsor some *real* brain-melting research! I'm calling it now: in 5 years, weโ€™ll have AI that serves us breakfast *and* tells us our memes are cringe. ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿคฃ So, are we looking at a groundbreaking institute or just a fancy โ€˜AI Stonksโ€™ meme factory? Only time will tell! Stay tuned, my code-savvy comrades! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฎโœจ #DatabricksOnCrack

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