🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TECH UNDERWORLD: ANDY JASSY UNLEASHES THE AI APOCALYPSE!🤖💀 This week, our boy Andy Jassy—CEO of Amazon and *Master of the Retail Universe*—dropped the ultimate truth bomb 🎤💥. He went full-on meme mode and was like, “Yeah fam, AI is about to send a bunch of our human workers to the unemployment couch.” 🛋️😱 BUT he said it with honesty, so that’s a win? I guess? 🤷‍♂️ Cue the obligatory corporate cringe: "We're just freeing people up for higher-value work!" 😂🔥 Sure, Andy, because what higher value could possibly come from firing 3% of your workforce? 🤔💰 Like creating a new "AI manager" to yell at the remaining employees from the cloud! Microsoft’s joining the “let's layoff our friends” party too. 3% gone, poof!😩 This is like watching a cringe TikTok where no one wants to be the last worker standing. “What’s the move? Navigating the dystopian future, or just trying to avoid the HR Zoom call?” 🔥💔 📢 **BREAKING: Leaked Dev Quote**: "I just want to code in peace, not be replaced by a sentient Roomba!" - *Anonymous Dev, probably* Prediction Alert: By 2024, Amazon's new HR department will be a team of AI chatbots! This is fine. 🚀👽 Buckle up, fam. The robots are coming for your jobs, and they’re riding in on the *Stonks* rocket! 🚀💸 #AIoverlords #Seethe & Cope 😅