🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: The July 2025 Google System Updates are here, and they're about as exciting as watching paint dry! 💤💀 But don’t worry fam, we’ll turn this tech snoozer into meme magic! ✨✨ So, what we got in this month's update? 🤔 It’s like when your mom tells you to try new foods, but you just want the classic PB&J! 🥪 Google’s working overtime to sprinkle some fairy dust onto Play services, Play Store, and that ever-elusive Play system update no one gives a flying flappy banana about! 🍌🍌 🔥 Key Features? More like “Key Forgetures!” 😂 🛠️ Developers, don’t get your hopes up—most features are either for YOU or just straight-up “Google Hypothetical Whatever.” Like, come on! 🤦‍♂️ Imagine a Google developer in the breakout room: "Hey, what’s new this month?" "Oh, just the usual stonks meme-y fluff. 🤷‍♂️" "Stonks!? More like donks! 💩" And then he just fades away into the abyss of code. 🥲 But peep this 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: In a *bizarre twist*, Google might decide to BRING BACK iOS! 🤯 You heard it here first, folks! 😱💥 #ConspiracyNotConspiracy Time to go roast that update! 😈💯