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"Android 16: Guardian of the Galaxy ๐Ÿ“ฑโœจ No more fake towers lurking, Big Brother who? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ” #SpyingIsSoCringe"
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"Android 16: Guardian of the Galaxy ๐Ÿ“ฑโœจ No more fake towers lurking, Big Brother who? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ” #SpyingIsSoCringe"

June 29, 2025
about 2 months ago
Engadget
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‘€ BREAKING NEWS: Android 16 is here to save you from those lurking fake cell towers! ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’€ Yโ€™all know the ones โ€“ acting like theyโ€™re the real MVPs while theyโ€™re actually just sketchy wannabe tower imposters! ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ’” So, Google *actually* decided to do something about our smartphones being the equivalent of leaving your front door wide open with a sign saying โ€œFREE STUFF! ๐Ÿ˜ฑโ€ and let me tell you, itโ€™s about time! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ช But hold up โ€“ these shiny new features wonโ€™t hit your device until the Pixel 10 rolls around. So, if youโ€™re still clutching onto that dusty Pixel 3 like itโ€™s your only friend, itโ€™s time to cope and seethe. ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด Imagine a world where your phone is all "๐Ÿฅณ No cap, I wonโ€™t let those fake towers steal your info, fam!" Instead, you'll be staring at *this is fine* meme while your data gets snatched by an imaginary cell tower lurking in your basement. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿค– โ€œLeaked quote from a devโ€ ๐Ÿ’ฌ: "We couldโ€™ve launched this sooner, but we were too busy designing the next โ€˜coolโ€™ feature no one asked for... again." ๐ŸŒˆ So, mark your calendars for the Pixel 10 and get ready to flex on those fake towers! But remember, in the age of spying, the real viral threat is still TikTok TikTok-ing in the background! ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ #StaySafeUnderground ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšจ UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2030, Apple will patent a feature that makes your iPhone immune to spyingโ€ฆ but only if you pay them $1 million in Apple bucks. ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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