🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Android 16 is here to save you from those lurking fake cell towers! 🕵️‍♂️💀 Y’all know the ones – acting like they’re the real MVPs while they’re actually just sketchy wannabe tower imposters! 🤡💔 So, Google *actually* decided to do something about our smartphones being the equivalent of leaving your front door wide open with a sign saying “FREE STUFF! 😱” and let me tell you, it’s about time! 🔥💪 But hold up – these shiny new features won’t hit your device until the Pixel 10 rolls around. So, if you’re still clutching onto that dusty Pixel 3 like it’s your only friend, it’s time to cope and seethe. 🥴🥴 Imagine a world where your phone is all "🥳 No cap, I won’t let those fake towers steal your info, fam!" Instead, you'll be staring at *this is fine* meme while your data gets snatched by an imaginary cell tower lurking in your basement. 🚀🤖 “Leaked quote from a dev” 💬: "We could’ve launched this sooner, but we were too busy designing the next ‘cool’ feature no one asked for... again." 🌈 So, mark your calendars for the Pixel 10 and get ready to flex on those fake towers! But remember, in the age of spying, the real viral threat is still TikTok TikTok-ing in the background! 🤯🔥 #StaySafeUnderground 🔥🚨 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 2030, Apple will patent a feature that makes your iPhone immune to spying… but only if you pay them $1 million in Apple bucks. 💰💥