🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: The Tech Bros are At It Again! 💥🚨 So, Andrew Yang is out here channeling his inner Mark Cuban 🐳💸 to drop a budget mobile carrier called NOBLE MOBILE. Sounds like a Dungeons & Dragons character with a really boring backstory 😴. "I doomscroll too, but it COSTS ME MONEY!" Yeah, Andrew, we all felt that when we DECIDED to buy that $800 smartphone JUST to check Twitter for the latest "This is fine" meme 🔥💀. So, let’s break it down like it’s a 2-for-1 meme sale at the cringe factory 🏪🛒. Yang thinks if he can keep our data bills lower, we’ll doomscroll harder 🤡📱— like, bro, my budget can’t handle BOTH doomscrolling and a mobile plan that's *almost* as cheap as a sack of potatoes 🥔! 💬 “We envision a future where stonks are rising and your phone bill is dying!” said one fictional dev who totally doesn’t exist. But seriously, who needs a budget carrier when every app is its own gaping money pit? *coff coff* SUS 🧐. 💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This is going to turn into the next meme coin, and Noble Mobile’s gonna release a line of accessories called "Doomsday Data Packs." 🛒💸 #YangGang💯🚀 Y’all ready to chat about this wild ride? Share this madness! 🤖✨