🚨 ALERT! 🚨 So, rumor has it that Andreessen Horowitz’s X account just dropped a crypto airdrop tweet that looked so fake, even your grandma's Nigerian prince emails rolled their eyes! 🤡💸 😱 Like, can you imagine? 851,000 followers and they’re out here giving away FREE money like it's some sketchy late-night infomercial? “BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!” 🤡🔥 One of their crypto team members was probably like, "WTF, fam? This ain't our vibe!" 😳💀 He hit the panic button, dropping the equivalent of "this is fine" while watching crypto’s reputation go down the drain faster than your bank account after a night of online shopping. 💸💔 But for real, a16z had to broom that tweet faster than you can say “loss of trust”—like the cryptographic version of Drake pointing at the trash can. 🚮📈 Can we get a moment of silence for the crypto bros out there seething in disbelief? 😤💰 In totally unhinged predictions, I say this: Within 2 months, we'll have the first “crypto airdrop redemption reality show.” 👀📺 Get that popcorn ready, folks; the chaos is about to rain down! 🍿🔥 #SuckItCrypto