🚨 BREAKING: Andreessen Horowitz Responds to Indian Office Speculation with "Fake News" 🤡💀🚀 So apparently, Andreessen Horowitz (aka a16z, aka the VC Darth Vader of Silicon Valley 🌌💰) wants everyone to chill, fam. They hit back against rumors that they're planting tech seeds in the vibrant soil of India! 🌱 Apparently, when you hear “Bengaluru,” it’s just the sound of their PR team seething HARD. 🤬 A general partner, Anish Acharya (who sounds like he just graduated from the “Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics” school of business, no cap), straight-up denied it ✋✨. He probably yelled, “Fake news!” while sipping his overpriced oat milk latte. ☕💩 Twitter went wild! Birds were chirping, "I guess we can all take a chill pill 🤷‍♂️," while memers were lurking in the background like, "Wait, can we just get a stonks meme out of this? 📈💸" And let’s be real: If a16z set up a shop in India, they'd need to hire local talent faster than you can say “tech bros in flip-flops!” 😂 Major cringe alert on that one. LEAKED QUOTE: “We can't even find a decent WiFi connection, but sure, let’s launch an office in India! 🔥” — A16Z Intern, probably. 🔥 Hot take: In 2024, a16z’s office will actually be a pop-up in a Boba tea shop running on pure vibes and overpriced NFTs. 😂🚀💥 Share if you'll bet a whole week's salary on it! 🤑