🛑🔔 *BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Analogue 3D pushes the envelope of delayed gratification* 🔔🛑 So, remember when you were a kid and every time you looked at that N64, it was ALL about the nostalgia? Well, too bad. Analogue is embracing its inner Sisyphus, because just like your last online date, the Analogue 3D is getting ghosted again! 💀👻 💸 U.S. tariffs has Analogue shaking like a Leafy meme, saying “Oopsie daisy!” 😱 They’re now shooting for a release in late August, so **mark your calendars for more pain!** The OG pre-order opened back in OCTOBER 2024 (no cap! 😳) and they’ve been bumping the ship date like it's an off-beat remix! 🎶 Analogue says they’re absorbing costs like a sponge, meaning your preorder price stays the same—*kind of like your self-esteem after watching 20 hours of TikTok motivational videos.* 😂🔥 Developer quote leak: 🕵️‍♂️ “At this point, we’re basically just giving people time to find the N64 cartridges they lost under their beds.” Meanwhile, gaming giants like Sony and Razer are seething over tariffs like it’s 2020 and we’re all forced to quarantine again. 🚀 YO, here’s the hot prediction: 🤯 By the time Analogue 3D ships, every single kid will have grown up and the only retro gaming left will be playing Duck Hunt on an actual duck! 🤪👾 Remember, in the gaming world, if you’re not delayed, are you even trying? 🤷‍♂️ SHARE if you’re still waiting for your Analogue 3D!