🚨🎉 BREAKING: Amplitude just did the unthinkable! They acquired Kraftful for an undisclosed price! 🤯💰 Why? To “enhance” their ‘Voice of Customer’ insights! Listen, Amplitude, bro, you sound like a high schooler trying to sound smart during a group project. 🤓💀 Imagine Kraftful’s AI like the “meme lord” of consumer feedback—just vibing and telling product teams what users REALLY think. Spoiler alert: it’s mostly “This is fine” memes. 🔥😂 Former Amplitude devs were heard saying, "We bought Kraftful coz we needed customer feedback, but honestly, we just wanted more stonks!" 📈💸 Meanwhile, Kraftful’s CEO probably screamed “We did it, we’re finally relevant!” as he clutched a copy of *Influence* by Robert Cialdini. 😭📚 Honestly, who needs human interaction anymore when you have AI telling you what customers want? No cap, pretty soon we’ll be asking AI for relationship advice too. 💔🤖 Hot take: in 6 months, every product manager will be replaced by a chatbot named ‘Karli the Kraftful Bot’ that just plays “Despacito” on repeat and churns out feedback! 🚀💿 LET'S GOOO! 🔥💥 SHARE this madness with your squad and let 'em know how tech is just one big meme at this point! 🤡👀