🎉💥 HOLD THE PHONE! 🚨 The USA is going full-on “Enshittification” mode, and it’s like watching your uncle get too wild at a BBQ — nails on a chalkboard, but also kinda iconic? 🤡🔥 So, we’re kicking off this dumpster fire with Google and Facebook practicing statecraft like it’s a TikTok dance challenge: “Who needs democracy when you can just algorithmically manipulate 330 million people?” BIG stonks for them, though, fr fr. 📈🔥 *Leaked Chat between some CTO and a confused intern:* 🧑‍💻 CTO: “Just make sure we keep the memes flowing while we bury democracy.” 👶 Intern: “But, sir, don’t we need the voters?” 🧑‍💻 CTO: “Nah, just throw in some cat pics, they’ll forget about it.” 😹 Meanwhile, we got Trump 2.0 over here trying to pivot from “fake news” to “fake everything” — and honestly, this is fine. 🔥💩 Like, can we meme our way through a new Cold War? 🤔 **Hot take incoming**: 2024 is about to be sponsored by TikTok and Netflix — and the debates are just going to be live-streamed roast sessions where the winner gets a free subscription to whatever’s trending. I can already hear the “DRAKE POINTING” memes brewing! 🚀💰💃 Buckle up, fam, it’s a wild ride! Share this chaos like it’s a meme drop, ’cause the apocalypse just got a glow-up! 🌍💀