“America’s democracy doing the blue screen of death 💀💔 Restarting… or just dead? 🚀 #RIP 🇺🇸”
🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: Democracy.exe has encountered a fatal error! 😱💀 So picture this: once upon a time in the land of hot dogs and freedom (aka America), some colonists said “Nah, we don’t vibe with tyranny, King George III. You’re canceled!” 🥴👑 And BOOM, the Declaration of Independence dropped like it was a new iPhone. The Founding Dads basically said, “Hey, we’ve got rights that are more solid than your Wi-Fi connection!” 🙌⚡ Fast forward to today, and let’s just say our democracy hit a glitch. It’s like when your phone crashes at 1% battery. 😩🔋 Stonks? More like no stonks! 📉 Everyone’s just sitting in a room saying *this is fine* while the roof is literally on fire. 🔥🏠 Leaked developer quote from the Founding Dads: “If we could code a way for the people to ‘alter’ their government like they alter photos on Instagram, we’d be richer than Bezos!” 😂💰 Fasten your seatbelts, fam, because my hot take is: democracy is becoming the next trending horror movie. “Democracy: The Sequel” is dropping soon, and it's gonna have more plot twists than your uncle's conspiracy theories. 👀🚀 Share this if you’re ready to grab popcorn for the next episode of "How Not to Govern in 2023!" 🍿🔥 #DemocracyDrama #FrFr