🚨💻 BREAKING: AMERICA'S CYBER DEFENSES ARE CRUISING FOR A BRUISING! 🤡💥 So picture this: Arizona's online political portal is like that one uncle at Thanksgiving who swears he can still dunk but then just *disappears*? 😳🕳️ Instead of political candidates, you've got **FRESH MEMES** of Ayatollah Khomeini photobombing the ballot box! Yeah, you read that right! 👀📸 The secret sauce behind this digital dumpster fire? An Iranian hack squad flexing their meme game while Arizona's cybersecurity *drinks its sorrows away* on margaritas! 🍹💀 Secretary of State Adrian Fontes was like, "We got this, fam," but forgot to ping the feds. Classic move, bro—just don't @ me, amirite? 😜🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “My bad, I thought the campaign was just a real-life version of *This Is Fine*.” 🚀💰 Let’s face it, America’s cybersecurity is like a haunted house where the ghosts have better tech than you! 👻💾 STONKS are down, and we’re all just here like Drake pointing at the “IT’S FINE” meme. 🔥🔥 MY UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next election, candidates will be trying to swipe RIGHT on cybersecurity! NO CAP! Brace for the inevitable "Cyber Tinder" where your political soulmate could be a Russian bot! 🤖💔😱