🚨🛑BREAKING NEWS🚨🛑: AMD is throwing a full-blown tech tantrum, and guess who's getting roasted? The MOTHERBOARDS. 🔥💀 That's right, folks! 🤡💥 AMD is pulling a full-on "It's not me, it's you" breakup with the motherboard makers over their spicy 🔥 X3D-series Ryzen chips 🔥 becoming more disaster-prone than a toddler with a crayon! 🎨🤖 Picture this: You’re gaming like a god on your 9800X3D, feeling the L3 cache power (64MB, baby! 📈💰), and then BOOM 💣—"Failure to Boot" strikes like a villain in a bad rom-com. Your CPU is toast! 🚀💔 And AMD’s response? “Nah fam, it’s the motherboard’s fault! 🤷‍♂️” Leaked dev quote incoming: “We just gave them the spicy sauce. If it burns, they should've used a hot plate.” 🌶️🔥 Classic! Not gonna lie, I'm over here trying to figure out if my motherboard is having a meltdown or just needs therapy. 😂💔 But honestly, if anyone has any motherboard manufacturers floating around, send them my way. We need to have a sit-down over some stonks. 📈💸 🔮 Hot take: In a year, we’ll see AMD launch the “I SWEAR IT’S NOT MY FAULT” special edition CPU with built-in self-repair 🔧💥 technology. 🤯✨ Mark my words, gamers will pay extra for that “unstoppable” feature! 😤🛠️