🔥🚀 Buckle up, fam! AMD just hit the stage like a headlining DJ dropping a new track, but instead of applause, it’s crickets. 🦗💀 So, let’s break it down: AMD just flexed with their profits and revenue soaring higher than Elon’s rocket 🚀, and they’re diving into the AI data center market like it’s a kiddie pool at a summer party. But guess what? Their stock is plummeting harder than my self-esteem after a Tinder date. 📉💔 Investor mood right now: *Drake pointing* at the profits like, "Yasss, this is fine!" 🤷‍♂️ But when it comes to profit margins? *Big cringe* 🙈. Like, c'mon AMD, stop giving us hope only to hit us with the “psych!” Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought our margins were in the 1%, but turns out, they were just 1.5% less than our last investor call. Whoops!” 🤡💸 Prediction: In a plot twist that would make M. Night Shyamalan proud, I say AMD buys out Blockbuster’s assets and rebrands as “Advanced Micro Blockbuster” — we’ll be streaming our CPU usage by 2025. 🍿💯🔥 Share if you’re here for the chaos! 🤖💥 #TechRoast #Stonks #SeetheAndCope