💔🚨 BREAKING: AMD’s earnings report is out, and let’s just say it’s giving “this is fine” energy while literally the chips burn, fam. 💀🔥 So, AMD just dropped a spicy report with a side of disappointment, showing second-quarter earnings of 48 cents per share 🤔💸, missing Wall Street’s hopes of 49 cents. Womp womp! 🚫💰 Like, what even is the point of calling it “Advanced” anymore? More like “Underwhelmed” Micro Devices, amirite? 😂🤡 They say AI is thriving, but if AMD’s earnings are any indication, that robot uprising isn’t looking so hot—kinda like your buddy who said they were “working on it” when they actually just opened Twitter instead. 🤖✨ Fake leaked quote from a developer: “Yeah, we were hoping for the ‘stonks’ to go up, but it’s just more like ‘thanks, I hate it.’” 😵‍💫💀 Listen up, fam—mark my words: if AMD keeps missing earnings, Elon Musk will buy them just to put a meme rocket on the front of every chip. 🚀👽 No cap, that would be wild. So, who’s ready for a little chip war? 🍟🔥 AMD, you might be great at AI, but your earnings are looking more cringe than a TikTok dance challenge… and that’s saying something. Good luck, y’all! 😜💔