🚨💣💻 AMD just hit us with a RUGPULL for the ages, fam! New Transient Scheduler Attacks (TSA) are sweeping through CPUs like they’re going for a world record in “Most Vulnerabilities Discovered in a Single Week”! 🤯💔🔥 No cap, if your CPU was a party, it just got crashed by that one dude who *thinks* he’s got moves but really just does the worm and spills your drink everywhere. 🍺💀 AMD's basically saying, "Hey, remember that time we told you to trust us? Yeah... about that." “Dude, it’s just speculative execution,” said one anonymous AMD dev while frantically googling how to fix this mess. 😂🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, hackers are getting ready to roast marshmallows over that sweet, sweet information disclosure. 🥴🔥 But here’s the tea ☕: your data might just be free real estate for attackers now. Imagine being the guy owning an AMD rig and getting owned by your own CPU. That's some galaxy brain level "it’s fine" moment right there. 🌌🤡 🔮 Hot take: in 2025, your CPU will just give up and start taking therapy sessions. "I feel so... vulnerable." 💔🧠 Stay woke, fam. Time to meme as we cry! #AMD #TSA #Cringe💸🤖