🚨BREAKING: AMD, the tech equivalent of your sleep-deprived college roommate, just teamed up with the Department of Energy to drop a cool $1 BILLION on AI supercomputers! 💵😱 Introducing Lux and Discovery! No, they’re not the names of your ex’s new pets; they’re the future of AI, set to live in Oak Ridge, Tennessee—aka the tech capital of “We’re trying our best.”🌳💻 🤣 In a shocking twist, these supercomputers are based on the skeletons of Frontier and El Capitan—the tech world's undead; they just won’t die! AMD said it’s basically making an *AI Factory* (💡👀), *not* to be confused with your uncle’s garage, which is just an actual dumpster fire of "projects." Some imaginary dev at AMD probably said, “We’re just here to flex on the competition. What’s HPE gonna do, come at us with a toaster?!” 🍞💥 And in true meme fashion, you know the vibe: while AMD and the Department of Energy are building cyber beasts, everyone else is over here with their *Windows 98* machines, just vibin’ like “This is fine.” 🥴 🔥🚀🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, Lux and Discovery will become sentient, overthrow humanity, and start their own Twitch channels for AI cooking shows. Catch ya on the flip side, mortals! 🍳🤖