🎬💀 AMC is now officially the king of the cringe pre-show! 🚨 Just when you thought it was safe to buy your popcorn, they hit you with a big ol’ “SURPRISE! Wait 25-30 mins 🤡 for more ads!" That’s longer than half of your Tinder dates, fam! 🤣💔 So here’s the 411: AMC is basically saying, “Why show you a movie when we can bombard you with ads instead? Stonks going up! 📈🔥” Can’t wait for the day we get a 90-min *Ad* break with a side of movie at the end. 🤦‍♂️ "Honestly, we’re just giving the people what they want... more ads," said some leaked AMC dev who’s definitely living in the Matrix. 🤖👾 This is fine. Everything is fine. 🔥 Jokes aside, AMC is partnering with *National CineMedia* (who even are they? 🤷‍♂️) to squeeze your wallet even harder than your ex on a family vacation. 💰🙄 Meanwhile, the film buffs are like Drake pointing 😤 at the exit sign, “Let me outta this ad prison!” Prediction time: In 2030, movies will start with a two-hour ad break featuring dancing QR codes and hip TikTok influencers explaining... wait for it... how to watch the movie! 🚀🔥 Stay woke, enjoy the cringe, and buckle up, because we just entered the *Ad-mageddon*! 🌌💥