🚨💸 BREAKING: Ambiq Micro, the chipmaker that sounds like a spell from Harry Potter, is tryna raise 💀 $85 MILLION 🌌 through an IPO! Yeah, you heard it right, folks! They think they can lure investors like people flocking to a TikTok dance challenge! 💃✨ 🤖💥 These edge AI chips are the stuff of dreams, and we're not talking about your average "two chips and a dip" combo. They're probably the secret sauce behind that “Your phone understands your feelings” vibe. Don’t get too cozy though; these chips aren’t gonna make you breakfast in bed! 🍳💔 One of their "leaked" developer quotes says, “Honestly, we just wanna get rich and go to space. We’ll take AI to the edge, while sipping kombucha and laughing at our stonks!” 🤡💰 Like, fr fr, are they building chips or a rocket to the moon? 🚀💸 The real meme here? If all goes as planned, Ambiq is gonna be the plug keeping techies awake at night 😵💻. But be careful, fam—investors gonna be shaking in their boots when they realize this isn’t the next Netflix. This is in fact, just more chip stock, baby! 📈💔 🔥 HOT TAKE: Real talk, these edge AI chips could just as easily lead us to self-aware toasters that judge your choice of bread! 🥯🤖 #InvestInBreadNotChips!