🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Amazon Workers UNITE! 🌍🤖 Listen up, fam! The people in the blue smocks are NOT feelin’ the vibe over at Amazon HQ—💀 and it’s not just because Jeff Bezos is having the last slice of pizza at the staff meeting. 🍕🤡 Over 1,000 brave souls just dropped a petition like it's hot, warning that Amazon's AI rollout is *more aggressive* than your uncle at Thanksgiving trying to “fix” the WiFi. 📡✨ Employees for Climate Justice are basically saying: “Yo, we’re not trying to turn into Skynet just to make more stonks!” 📈💰 Meanwhile, Bezos is somewhere doing the Drake Pointing meme with “All Costs Justified” right above his throne of cardboard boxes. 📦👑 Bro, you can’t just throw AI tech around like confetti at a wedding and expect everything to be fine! This is NOT fine! 🔥👀 *Leaked Dev Quote*: “If AI starts delivering our packages, I’m out. I’m not getting replaced by a chatbot that doesn’t even know what Tinder is!” 😂 🔥💯 Hot Take: By 2030, Amazon's AI will be so advanced it’ll be arguing with you about your shopping choices like a 14-year-old on TikTok. Get ready for the Amazon Book of Judgment, where it grades your purchase decisions! 📚😱 Stay tuned for chaos, folks! 🚀💥