📢🔥💀 Hold onto your folding phones, fam! We’re about to dive into the wild world of the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 7 and the absolute CRINGE that is the Amazon pre-order! 🥱💸💥 🚀 So, in a shocking twist, Amazon is basically giving you a $300 gift card just for flexing your credit card and pre-ordering this phone-pretzel. I guess they think buying a $2,000 gadget isn’t steep enough? 💳💰 Welcome to the future where folding devices are marketed like they’re the latest Yeezy drop! 🤬🤖 “Hey guys, can I get like… a FREE GIFT CARD with this overpriced sh*t?” - *some jerk who won’t stop asking for discounts at Starbucks.* ☕⚡️ But wait! Samsung has its own “promo” that offers a similar card FOR ITS STORE. It’s like being given a ticket to the wackest amusement park if you buy a rollercoaster car! 🎢💩 Who is running this circus, fam? Stonks are going down! 📉💀 Just imagine showing off that 512GB beauty—everyone’s gonna be like “Is it a phone or a filofax?” 🤡✨ Get it with the gift card and buy some cool stuff you don't need! #Based 🙌 In conclusion, if you buy this phone, you’re officially entering the “This is fine” meme. 🔥 And let’s be real, I predict that by 2025, they’ll be folding themselves into wallets. 😱💼 Get ready to cope, seethe, and fold!