📚💸🚨 Y’ALL! It’s that time of year again when Jeff Bezos gets thirsty for your wallet! 🍷💰 Welcome to the Pre-Prime Day Kindle Extravaganza where reading books is basically a meme now 🤡💕. Here are 7 dope deals that’ll make your wallet feel lighter than my motivation to read physical books (no cap) 📖➡️🙅‍♂️. 1️⃣ Kindle Basic: Get your digital book fix without selling a kidney. Just $64! Stonks! 💀💰 2️⃣ Kindle Paperwhite: This bad boy has better battery life than your ex’s excuses! 🔋💔 3️⃣ Kindle Oasis: *Insert dramatic music* It’s like the yacht of e-readers. Y’all better be ready to flex! 🚤✨ *Leaked Dev Quote*: “iPad? Nah, I’m still holding out for the Kindle OCEAN. Keep pushing, Jeff.” 🤖👉👀 But wait, there’s more! If you buy now, it’ll save you from the cringe of carrying around actual books at the beach. This is fine we’ll say, as we sip our overpriced Starbucks reading about how humans became mere vessels for Amazon’s algorithm! 🔥 Prediction: Soon, we’re gonna need a Kindle for each genre. Horror? Check. Romance? Check. Post-apocalyptic survival? Oh, you KNOW that’s a vibe! 😱😂 Share this with your fellow bookworms, and let's make reading cool again! 🚀📚💥 #KindleKru 🧠✨